Well, we've finally settled into Beijing enough to want to look around some more! Today we went over to the Great Wall of China, which was tied with the Terra Cotta warriors in the list of Things To See In China. Oh, and the Forbidden City. As far as I know, those are kind of the only sightseeing spots. Um.
We got a list of some good English-speaking drivers from a Trusted Source (shifty eyes), so Mom easily secured one to take us out for the day. We went and saw the Great Wall, did some Mulan reenactments (next time I'll remember to bring a grappling hook), and then on the way back we stopped by the "Red Snail Temple". I think it was Buddhist.
Anyway, it was an hour and a half drive to Mutianyu, which was where we went up. Badaling was technically closer, but because it was a Saturday, it also would have been super crowded. But it really wasn't too bad (as far as crowding goes) at Mutianyu. It was a really nice day, though a little warm. They stuck you on a chairlift to go up and had a wicked toboggan ride on the way down. I took some video, took like a billion pictures, and Ellyn and I said the following lines several times:
"The Emperor will stop you!"
"Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall, he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game…"
"Now all of China knows you're here!"
"Perfect."
That second one is right after Shan Yu burned that guy's flag.
Wow. That guy probably died.
Anyway, those were the only Great Wall of China quotes we knew.
The hiking wasn't too bad because we didn't go very far, but… man. I do NOT envy the warriors who had to guard the Great Wall! That thing can get steep, mane. And they were wearing full armor. Though according to Mulan, the Ancient Chinese Boot Camp was pretty solid. So they were probably fine. Probably.
Um… there's not a whole lot I could say about the Great Wall that would be interesting. We found out a couple of facts. The signal fires that were put up on the watch-towers were fueled by wolf dung (this is trufax), which would burn better than any kind of wood and certainly wouldn't be blown out by the wind at any given moment. The wall is 8,800 km long, and every meter represents someone who died while building it.
I think the saddest part about the second fact is that a lot of the wall is being destroyed today. It's like we're not giving them proper respect by watching over it.
The other stop was on the way to Beijing from Mutianyu. The "Red Snail Temple" was seriously beautiful. I could almost see the airbender-esque monks running around the grounds and chanting and lighting incense or whatever it was they did. Of course, most of the explanatory signs were in Chinese and the English ones were full of typos. So it was a bit hard to understand what you were supposed to do. There were a lot of people lighting incense and bowing to the Buddha Guy (which is why I think it's Buddhist). Farther into the temple grounds was the bottom of a staircase, and when we walked back out to the parking lot we could see a temple or something on top of the mountain. I didn't climb all the steps so I'm not completely sure, but I think it was a Kung Fu Panda staircase. 8)
Anyway, we drove back and the driver dropped us off at a seriously good Chinese restaurant so we could eat with some of our relatives-- my dad's brother-in-law's family, who just happen to also live in Beijing. Once again, the food was fantastic.
Yep! That was our Great Wall Trip. Battled Huns, rode toboggans, watched people light incense, and ate food. And we got home safely.
Until next time,
Sarah